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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Well don’t we all suck.</description><title>I Puke Blood and Piss Dragons</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lizardlasercannon)</generator><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>pokefork:

~Rick Gastley
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwdmxeJyww1r7c6b1o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokefork.tumblr.com/post/14461444333/rick-gastley"&gt;pokefork&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;~Rick Gastley&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/14748730836</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/14748730836</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 21:02:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Osprey Devours Lion in Massive Foodchain Shakeup</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/osprey-devours-lion-in-massive-foodchain-shakeup,26773/"&gt;Osprey Devours Lion in Massive Foodchain Shakeup&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/13701771005</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/13701771005</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 19:07:56 -0500</pubDate><category>the onion</category></item><item><title>The Onion: American Voices 12/3</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/cain-drops-out,26781/"&gt;The Onion: American Voices 12/3&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/13692748502</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/13692748502</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:40:41 -0500</pubDate><category>herman cain</category><category>politics</category><category>The Onion</category></item><item><title>Check out this picture of me and my uncle Herman Cain at one of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnan05X3f1r3av99o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out this picture of me and my uncle Herman Cain at one of his old rallies. Too bad those won’t be happening too much anymore…. I support you Uncle Herman!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/13692628560</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/13692628560</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:37:00 -0500</pubDate><category>herman cain</category><category>politics</category></item><item><title>Today is a sad day for America.</title><description>Today is a sad day for America.: “Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but...</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/13692567006</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/13692567006</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:36:00 -0500</pubDate><category>politics</category><category>herman cain</category></item><item><title>this man is my uncle. And is fantastic. Did you noticed ho...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/lizardlasercannon/11815869389/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_11815869389" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="210" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this man is my uncle. And is fantastic. Did you noticed ho apparent he makes it that he doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but America?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/11815869389</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/11815869389</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 09:15:30 -0400</pubDate><category>herman cain</category><category>politics</category><category>america</category></item><item><title>If Someone Tried to Burn My Village, I'd Be like, 'Fuck You'</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-someone-tried-to-burn-my-village-id-be-like-fuc,11449/"&gt;If Someone Tried to Burn My Village, I'd Be like, 'Fuck You'&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/11815681263</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/11815681263</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 09:07:00 -0400</pubDate><category>the onion</category></item><item><title>The Onion: American Voices 10/21</title><description>The Onion: American Voices 10/21: “‘What kind of idiot opens a taxidermy shop in...</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/11815641835</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/11815641835</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 09:05:00 -0400</pubDate><category>the onion</category><category>The Onion</category></item><item><title>thedailymeme:

Pickup-Line Panda
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8zyxWEiu1qd5giho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailymeme.net/post/11667771537"&gt;thedailymeme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pickup-Line Panda&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/11815615973</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/11815615973</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 09:04:00 -0400</pubDate><category>pickup line panda</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>YESS!!!!!
brotherbrain:

Mega Man All Colors by Brother...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lorkuxv14J1r0ralmo1_r3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;YESS!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brotherbrain.tumblr.com/post/7952816004"&gt;brotherbrain&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mega Man All Colors &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a title="Brother Brain Tumblr" href="http://www.brotherbrain.com/"&gt;by Brother Brain&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Every special weapon ever. One blink per game.&lt;br/&gt;Mega Man 1-6 (NES) Capcom 1987-1994. &lt;br/&gt;Mega Man 7 (SNES) Capcom 1995. &lt;br/&gt;Mega Man 8 (PSX) Capcom 1997. &lt;br/&gt;Mega Man &amp; Bass (GBA) Capcom 2003. &lt;br/&gt;Mega Man 9,10 (dl) Capcom 2008,2010. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/10685747790</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/10685747790</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 09:12:30 -0400</pubDate><category>Gaming</category><category>Gif</category><category>Mega Man</category></item><item><title>The Onion: American Voices 9/21</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/netflix-starts-qwikster,26129/"&gt;The Onion: American Voices 9/21&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/10498042088</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/10498042088</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:36:21 -0400</pubDate><category>the onion</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>thedailymeme:

Scumbag Michele Bachmann
submission...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrqmyvoYcv1qd5giho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailymeme.tumblr.com/post/10377342078"&gt;thedailymeme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Scumbag Michele Bachmann&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;submission from &lt;a href="http://ichichichi.tumblr.com/"&gt;ichichichi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/10496580572</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/10496580572</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:03:00 -0400</pubDate><category>caption</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>also this one</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrvz00BGcd1r3av99o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;also this one&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/10487008813</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/10487008813</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:50:00 -0400</pubDate><category>jesus</category><category>caption</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>I feel like this is a good first image for my tumblr</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrvyfggEn81r3av99o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I feel like this is a good first image for my tumblr&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/10486666696</link><guid>http://lizardlasercannon.tumblr.com/post/10486666696</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:38:00 -0400</pubDate><category>jesus</category><category>caption</category><category>funny</category></item></channel></rss>
